[ot] [nycphp-talk] [frivolous re] MAMP setup tips
Tim Gales
tgales at tgaconnect.com
Tue Feb 1 13:56:47 EST 2005
> > > David Mintz wrote:
> No, not the word "dirt," but its referent -- the substance itself! (-:
>
(how old is dirt?)
Recent archaelogical investigations have shed some light on this
question. Dirt was invented in Egypt around 6023 BC. Before this time
farmers had to grow their crops directly on top of rocks, resulting in
poor yields. The Egyptians discovered, quite accidentally during the
construction of the Great Pyramids, that plants grow better in ground-
up rock than on solid rock. This ground-up rock, which we now
call "sand", was the first dirt. So successful was the idea that rock-
grinding became a huge new industry in Egypt in only a decade. Too
huge, in fact, and an industry-wide shakeout put nearly 80 percent of
the rock-grinders out of business. Their excess stock can still be seen
today in the Sahara Desert.
What experts recognize as the first modern dirt was developed about
1000 years later in Assyria, when the eldest son of a struggling rock
grinder named Zom (now called the "Father of Dirt") fell into the rock
grinding machine. The resulting mix of sand and organic material proved
to be far more potent as a plant growing medium, and the old-fashioned
sand soon was obsolete. Unfortunately the Assyrian civiliation
collapsed soon thereafter, what with all the children being ground up
to make dirt, but in neighboring Babylon the idea was taken up and
further developed. The Babylonians realized it wasn't necessary to
grind up their own children; they could obtain equally good results
simply by grinding up other people's children. This discovery paved the
way for the Babylonian Empire.
In Rome circa 2044 BC, inefficiencies in the collection and grinding of
dead children led to the discovery of the next leap forward, compost.
With this improvement, Roman dirt became the world standard, and it was
produced with such efficiency that we still use it today.
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