NYCPHP Meetup

[David Mintz]

On Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 10:49 AM, sbeam <sbeam at onsetcorps.net> wrote:

> On Friday 29 August 2008 10:09, bzcoder wrote:
> > 1 IP 1 Vote?
> > 1 Vote = 1 Cookie so you can't vote again?
> > Collect and confirm email address to vote?
> > Create a browser/ip/cookie thumbprint of the voter and assign metrics to
> > determine "same person" to avoid duplicate votes?
>
> I use an animated GIF and javascript to read certain electromagnetic
> fluctuation patterns off the monitor screen, effectively creating a retinal
> scan of each voter which is then embedded steganographically in the request
> headers.
>
> We can also measure pupil diameter and blood flow in the scleral
> capillaries
> to determine the emotional state of the user. Really helps reduce shopping
> cart abandonment since you can tell when they are really ready to buy big.
>
> Oh and I make sure DHS gets a copy of all the data, per our
> little "agreement".
>
> I found all the code on PHPClasses, just look for user "Cheney"
>

and PRESTO! We're not OT anymore. Well done, ladies and gents!

-- 
David Mintz
http://davidmintz.org/

The subtle source is clear and bright
The tributary streams flow through the darkness
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